Dear Penis

Deze keer: Letter to my penis, een openhartig gesprek tussen een man en zijn penis: 'I don't think I like you anymore'



Dear Penis,
I don't think I like you anymore:

You used to watch me shave,
Now all u do is stare at the floor.

Oh dear Penis,
I don't like you anymore.

It used to be you and me,
A paper towel, and a dirty magazine,
That's all we needed to get by.
Now it seems things have changed,
I think that your the one to blame.

Dear Penis,
I don't like you anymore.

Now the Penis sings:

Dear Rodney,
I don't think I like you anymore,
'Cause when u get to drinkin'
You put me places I've never been before.

Dear Rodney,
I don't like you anymore.

Why can't we just get a grip,
On our man to hand relationship.
Come to terms with truly how we feel.
If we put our heads together,
We'd just stay home forever.

Dear Penis,
I think I like you after all.

Oh and Rodney,
While yer shavin',
Shave my balls.

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